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Date of Birth:
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A day
before dirt |
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Before RCN:
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I had a
job that included
actually working |
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Hobbies: |
A few |
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Pets:
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One big
dumb dog, Ruppert |
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Pet Peeves:
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Idiots with
automobiles |
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Favorite Movies: |
Spinal
Tap, Goodfellas,
Caddyshack |
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Favorite Bands: |
Cigar,
Wedding, Rubber |
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Favorite Food:
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Is beer
a food? |
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Hidden Talent:
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I can
perform Hamlet's
soliloquy while belching |
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Turn-ons: |
Pizza
with extra cheese and
ice cold beer |
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Turn-offs: |
Pizza
with vegetables or
anything remotely
healthy |
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Most
Embarrassing moment: |
Too numerous to
mention |
