Dumbass 7-27-10
This guy may want to reconsider his getup for robbing banks.
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Dumbass 7-26-10
If you don’t want to get busted for pot, don’t leave the pot plant on the curb for trash.
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Dumbass 7-22-10
Ordered not to contact your wife? Why not send letters to her pet cat?
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Dumbass 7-21-10
If you claim you're disabled, don't get caught playing ping pong in public. DUR.
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Dumbass 7-20-10
Yup, aliens are targeting YOUR house, sir.
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Dumbass 7-19-10
Cops are sneaky.. that being said, don't accept a delivery of marijuana at your home.
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Dumbass 7-16-10
Can you believe people would blame their drunken driving on LeBron James? Well, you should cause they have.
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Dumbass 7-15-10
Dumbass cops sieze porn for "classification". Yeah.. right.
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Dumbass 7-9-10
PROTIP: Just because you’re not driving a CAR, doesn’t mean you can’t get busted for drunk driving.
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Dumbass 7-7-10
What is up with all these people in Florida taking weird vehicles on beer runs?
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Dumbass 7-6-10
It’s not advised that you beat your friend about the head with a litter box, or smear feces on their head while they are blacked out. No matter whether the fight is about prescription pills or not.
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Dumbass 7-2-10
If you’re a leprechaun, you might not want to run around and give people the finger. Or maybe you do if you want to become a dumbass of the day.
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Dumbass 6-29-10
As a dude, wearing a thong is never a good idea. If you do, please do it in the privacy of your own home.
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Dumbass 6-28-10
You have to be drunk or on drugs for this to happen to you. Really, listen to this and you'll agree.
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Dumbass 6-25-10
Have you ever had the urge to be naked in a public library? Nah, neither have I. Clearly a different story for this guy.
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Dumbass 6-24-10
Lion meat burger, mixed with ground beef? Exotic? Or dumb? Your call.
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Dumbass 6-23-10
This has to be one of the more creative ways to get out of work early.
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Dumbass 6-21-10
Who stops by a casino for just a couple minutes? This guy. The more important question might be, who leaves their 15 month old kid in the car while they do so?
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Dumbass 6-18-10
My question, is how does $20 GRAND fit in a Pringles potato chip can?!
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Dumbass 6-17-10
You might not want to use a taxi as a getaway vehicle after robbing a bank.
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Dumbass 6-16-10
If you're going to traffic meth, I wouldn't suggest falling asleep in your car, drunk while carrying a half a pound.
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Dumbass 6-15-10
It's the Law Edition: Let’s take a look into some wacky prejudices against female lawyers, shall we?
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Dumbass 6-14-10
It's the Law Edition: If you buy a lotto ticket in conjunction with a buddy, don’t try to stiff him on your winnings... unless you want a lawsuit put on you.
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Dumbass 6-10-10
Apparently young women in England need to learn how to walk in heels.. or according to this story they do.
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Dumbass 6-9-10
What is it with all the smoking kids now a days?!
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Dumbass 6-8-10
Should you have an old member of your family escape, make sure he isn't trying to rob a bank with a remote control like this guy.
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Dumbass 6-7-10
Don't let an argument escalate so far your roomate wants to shoot you. At least, not over an ashtray.
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Dumbass 6-4-10
If you choose to steal anything from someone's home, don't decide to steal this.
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Dumbass 6-3-10
If you happen to be the Mayor of a town in Russia, you might not want to hire the elderly or else you might become this guy.
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Dumbass 6-2-10
Since when was carrying a gun in the waistband of your pants EVER a good idea? Lesson: It never was, and never will be.
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Dumbass 6-1-10
Let's just say that it's never a good idea to call 911 when you're drunk.
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Dumbass 5-27-10
Have you ever heard of a carfull of teenagers holding their breath at the same time and passing out simultaneously? Well.. now you have.
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Dumbass 5-26-10
Don't try to steal meats.. and if you do, don't stuff them down your pants.
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Dumbass 5-25-10
Would you burn down your own house if your wife was late having dinner prepared? This dumbass did.
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Dumbass 5-24-10
Don't stick your upper body into a vacuum tight machine.. just, don't.
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Dumbass 5-21-10
Robbing cars? Make sure you don't bring your ID with you, let alone leave it in the car you stole after you flee. Sheesh!
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Dumbass 5-20-10
If you're going to write a complaint e-mail to the morning show of a radio station, don't forget to include your NAME, DUMBASS!
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Dumbass 5-19-10
If you're going to send a text to someone about a drug deal, make sure it's not a sheriff!
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Dumbass 5-18-10
Please clean up after your dog if you live in a condo complex. Otherwise you may create a situation your fellow pet owners.
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Dumbass 5-17-10
Hey guys, if you want to be naked while drunk, please stay within the confines of your own home.
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Dumbass 5-14-10
If you want to have relations, it is suggested you find someone of your species to do it with.
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Dumbass 5-13-10
Robbing a church? Just get it over with, rather than taking the time out to eat, smoke and nap inside the church you’re robbing.
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Dumbass 5-12-10
If you’re crazy, don’t go around thinking people are casting spells on you. Also, keep your coffee in your cup please.
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Dumbass 5-11-10
You might not want to tell your significant other that you’re cheating on them, while in a car on a long drive… especially if you’re a guy and your chick is packing a knife.
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Dumbass 5-10-10
You might want to look around for police if you’re going to hand a bank teller a note demanding cash.
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Dumbass 5-7-10
If you won a lotto jackpot of 264 million dollars, why would you continue to work?
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Dumbass 5-6-10
If you’re a filmmaker you might want to alert authorities about a stick-up scene in your film.
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Dumbass 5-5-10
It's only funny cause his name is 'Semen'
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Dumbass 5-3-10
If you're a teacher and crave attention, you might not want to spike your own coffee with a cleaning agent.
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Dumbass 4-22-10
If someone tells you that you have BO, don't punch them, just go take a shower!
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Dumbass 4-21-10
Don't let your wife know that you're Facebook messaging other women. She might try this!
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Dumbass 4-20-10
How a sign of the Apocalypse becomes a topping for pizza in Australia!
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Dumbass 4-19-10
It might not be a good idea to let your child bring in a bat for show and tell.
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Dumbass 4-16-10
You might not want to give a police officer your brother's information if he's heavier than you in his license photo!
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Dumbass 4-15-10
Please clean your cat's littler box, before your landlord thinks you're making crystal meth!
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Dumbass 4-13-10
Don't go running around a church naked and punching Deacons.. just don't do it.
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Dumbass 4-12-10
If you're a priest, you might want to rethink a fist fight with Jehovah's Witnesses!
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Dumbass 4-09-10
Don't send your kid to school without taking your pot out of his backpack!
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Dumbass 4-08-10
Dumbasses participated in a Guinness Book of World Records stunt.
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Dumbass 4-7-10
Guy gets mad at cycler who was riding in the road!
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Dumbass 4-6-10
"Can I keep my appointment?" Lady crashed her car into hair salon, and tries to keep her appointment!
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Dumbass 4-5-10
Glenn gives himself the title: Dumbass of the Day!
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Dumbass 4-1-10
Suggestion, don't get on all fours and bark at a police dog. Just don't do it.
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Dumbass 3-31-10
Don't get caught in a compromising position with your girlfriend. Her dad might pull one of these on you!
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Dumbass 3-30-10
If you're a company depositing 88 BILLION dollars, make sure it goes to the account you want it to!
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Dumbass 3-29-10
Check your local laws before keeping venomous reptiles as pets!
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Dumbass 3-26-10
Don't agitate a police officer with a tazer. Even when you're a cop!
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Dumbass 3-25-10
Dumbass goes too far when a threesome doesn't go as planned!
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Dumbass 3-24-10
Guy tries to break BACK IN to jail!
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Dumbass 3-23-10
British guy comes home from work to find a Romanian family of 3 living in his house!
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Dumbass 3-22-10
Dumbass 16 year old caught in connection with the Wal-Mart loudspeaker hijinks!
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Dumbass 3-19-10
"Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers: All black people must leave the store now!" Says Dumbass over the store's loudspeaker.
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Dumbass 3-18-10
Guy tries to bake his baby! Not really, he just stuck him in the oven when it wasn't on.
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Dumbass 3-17-10
Middle school teacher pulls a Mike Tyson!
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Dumbass 3-16-10
Woman beats her sister with a toilet tank lid in the heat of an argument!
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Dumbass 3-15-10
Please refrain from stabbing yourself in the event that you are late for work!
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Dumbass 3-12-10
Woman takes 'drive-thru' TOO literally!
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Dumbass 3-11-10
Man tried to view porn in church!
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Dumbass 3-10-10
Japanese guy marries his pillow!
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Dumbass 3-9-10
Guy gets arrested for smoking pot, immediately after he got out of jail for possession... of pot!
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Dumbass 3-8-10
Ladies go to the black market for their butt enhancements!
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Dumbass 3-5-10
Puppy helps catch a robbery suspect!
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Dumbass 3-2-10
When planning a break in, you might want to make sure your conversations are secure!
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Dumbass 3-1-10
Being robbed? Give the robber wings in place of cash!
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Dumbass 2-26-10
Drunk, sword wielding parent confronts child's bully's parent on school grounds!
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Dumbass 2-25-10
Don't push your child around in a stroller while drunk!
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Dumbass 2-24-10
Don't lie about your horror movie before it's screened!
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Dumbass 2-23-10
The Treaty of Verporno!
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Dumbass 2-22-10
Being on the hood of a car in your skivvies in freezing temperature hurts!
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Dumbass 2-19-10
Stressed? Need nicotine? Try putting 20 patches on you, and see what happens!
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Dumbass 2-18-10
What better place to party if you're a minor? An elementary school roof!
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Dumbass 2-17-10
Peeping tom in Lowes men's room!
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Dumbass 2-16-10
Who waits 5 months to put on shoes?
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Dumbass 2/12/10
What better tool to use to shovel snow than a stolen frontloader!
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Dumbass 2/10/10
Urinating in an intersection with a concealed weapon!
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Dumbass 2/8/10
Dog Shoots Its Hunter Owner!
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Dumbass 2/5/10
The Things People Will Do For Love!
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Dumbass 2/4/10
Lady didn't know she got stabbed?
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Dumbass 2/2/10
Crashing your truck because you're breathing compressed air!
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